How much does homemade guacamole disagree with this?
Why do you have a hipster daughter?
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Can I invoke the 5th, now?
(I lurv home-made guacs; and I havenât had any spray-cheez in years.)
Why are all the rebellions by a child blamed on the parents, but all their successes due to their own determination?
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Bad parenting? Â
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Pizza without cheese?
http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php
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Iâd say selective hipster, does that make sense? Due to her anti-animals on food ideas except when it comes to hot dogs?
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Does anyone else miss Steve from The Sneeze as much as I do?
Does she wear leather shoes? Drink lattes?
Can we just call you a liar-liar-pants-on-fire and be done with it?
Yes, and does just drinking milk count as a latte?
Donât we all want more "Steve, donât eat it!'s?
What happened to him? Did he eat too much tree brain?
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I forgot, do kids drink lattes?
Donât they drink Frappuccinos, which are basically milk shakes with caffeine?
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Wow, is that another example of your Mad Parenting Skillz?
Is it bad that I know that my 3-yo daughter likes Belgian-style ales, and was disappointed when I wouldnât let her have a second sip?
(My eldest son refused to even sip after smelling that it was âyuckyâ.)
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Back when I was a sprout, didnât we have the choice of drinking cruddy coffee, instant hot cocoa, or nothing at all, and thatâs how we liked it?
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Ugh, he writes and produces The Big Bang Theory instead, now?
How is that an improvement?
Does @Donald_Petersen know him?
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Have you checked the laws on giving alcohol to children in your state?
Isnât it interesting that in some states you can give kids in your home alcohol even without parental consent?
