Does your manicurist cringe when she sees you?
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Melissa? Nah, doesnt she just bring me a glass of wine and charge me double?
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Three cheers for a $0 deductible!
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Blofeld is disappointed you forgot the rulesâŠ
Deductible for what?
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The value of a ban? Anyone want to bet?
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Is anyone following the Hugoâs tonight? Are the sad puppies even sadder now?
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Donât I have a big enough physical and virtual to read pile already?
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Havenât you made it impossible for me to bet, since if you win we all win, and if you lose we get to crack wise all day? 
(I sincerely hope you win, and this is high-larious)
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Do you ever get the Mr. Belvedere theme song stuck in your head for hours at a time?
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Doesnât No Award look like a young writer to keep an eye on?
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@#$@$@# HOW COULD I FORGET?
Didnât you read, above, where â ahem â I jokingly mis-characterised a rock thrown up from the road whilst driving cracked my windshield, and I had to call the insurance company? And it turns out that I have a $0 deductible for replacing the windshield?
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Donât I read a lot this while doing other things so sometimes the history of the thread is not in my immediate recall? Can I claim a senior moment?
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Have I invented Best Breakfast?
SautĂ© onions like french onion soup, but perhaps one third as many; add miso soup stock (Dashi), miso, and chicken demiglace; serve with buttered toastâam I a mad man? (And while the sodium content is a scooch high the calories ring in at like 150)
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This is better than a cup of coffee?
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Havenât had coffee in months, so yes? 
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Didnât I just finally buy an aeropress?
Do I really need that, a bialetti and a chemex?
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Arenât bialettis great?
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Havenât I been very happy with a nice french press for over 10 years now?
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Am I known for being flexible or forgiving?
We donât know, are you?
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