Did you ever want to play questions?

Does your manicurist cringe when she sees you?

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Melissa? Nah, doesnt she just bring me a glass of wine and charge me double?

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Three cheers for a $0 deductible!

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Blofeld is disappointed you forgot the rules

Deductible for what?

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The value of a ban? Anyone want to bet?

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Is anyone following the Hugo’s tonight? Are the sad puppies even sadder now?

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Don’t I have a big enough physical and virtual to read pile already?

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Haven’t you made it impossible for me to bet, since if you win we all win, and if you lose we get to crack wise all day? :smile:

(I sincerely hope you win, and this is high-larious)

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Do you ever get the Mr. Belvedere theme song stuck in your head for hours at a time?

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Doesn’t No Award look like a young writer to keep an eye on?

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@#$@$@# HOW COULD I FORGET?

Didn’t you read, above, where – ahem – I jokingly mis-characterised a rock thrown up from the road whilst driving cracked my windshield, and I had to call the insurance company? And it turns out that I have a $0 deductible for replacing the windshield?

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Don’t I read a lot this while doing other things so sometimes the history of the thread is not in my immediate recall? Can I claim a senior moment?

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Have I invented Best Breakfast?

SautĂ© onions like french onion soup, but perhaps one third as many; add miso soup stock (Dashi), miso, and chicken demiglace; serve with buttered toast–am I a mad man? (And while the sodium content is a scooch high the calories ring in at like 150)

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This is better than a cup of coffee?

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Haven’t had coffee in months, so yes? :smiley:

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Didn’t I just finally buy an aeropress?

Do I really need that, a bialetti and a chemex?

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Aren’t bialettis great?

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Haven’t I been very happy with a nice french press for over 10 years now?

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Am I known for being flexible or forgiving?

We don’t know, are you?

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