If you can see me, isn’t it already too late?
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Did I just say goodbye to my guests? 
What should I make for dinner tonight?
When do we get to have a potluck @japhroaig’s house?
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What’s in the fridge?
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Isn’t it the weirdest assortment of nothing-that-will-work-together?
And did I just find out there will be an extra kid showing up just in time for dinner? Which might mean the rest of her family shows up too?
Isn’t the biggest problem that I have very little in the way of fresh produce, and what I have wouldn’t work well together?
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Simple red sauce and pasta? Send the kid out for some garlic bread? Punt and get fried chicken from Safeway? (or whatever the equivalent of Safeway is where you live)
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Does anyone have some nice unicorn-chaser-ish stuff to share, to push the trump and other assorted batshit away from my brain?
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Does this help?
(Apologies if it’s too prurient! I’ll take it down if anyone hates.)
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Didn’t that give me a good chuckle? Plus, bewbs! Doesn’t everyone like bewbs? (Except for the lady in the background, huh?)
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I’m probably too late… But… Composed salad of various veg with a side of Mustard dressing, and a stack of grilled cheese Sammie’s?
(Don’t I know the feeling–youve got lentils, a single apple, four slices of salami, and pickled onions. Perfect for me? Sure! A family or three? Fah get uh bout it.)
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Do you think he’ll eat the frozen-blueberry-waffle-fritters I’m bringing?
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Or people who think there are more than 42 states?
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A sammich feeds one, but a soup feeds more?
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I processed 30lbs of tomatoes last night, wanna come over for a soup and Sammie? (Oh dear it is good)
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Wouldn’t I love to?
Why was I the only one to enjoy sauteeing some sweet peppers, olives, garlic and whatever that sauce was in the fridge and dumping it over linguini? Maybe it dried out a bit, but didn’t the port and a little red-wine vinegar liven it up?
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Tomato, balsamic, port, and garlic… Isn’t that in itself proof of God?
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Well, they are both wearing stripes, so we know they agree on something, right?
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Are you psychic? 
A good friend had a rotten day at work, and her daughter had already invited herself over after her work, so she asked if she could come by too, and didn’t she tell me that pasta with spaghetti sauce and a simple salad (OK, and a bottle of wine) were all they needed?
And wasn’t it good enough, since we all just needed basic sustenance and a nice long kvetching session?
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Wouldn’t that require various veggies, cheese, and bread?
Why do I have bags of extra junky stuff from entertaining but nothing I can actually use to make a real meal?
How messed up is it that I have not one, but TWO profs who lecture by reading directly from PowerPoint slides?
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What’s wrong with reading from PowerPoint slides?
Is it bad that if I ever have to do presentations, I want everything on the slide so I don’t have to say anything, and everyone can just read them?
