Does it?
In my experience?
Maybe it just waggles its eyebrows suggestively?
?
Alas, I never got that vaccine, so I am constantly reinfected by the Groucho?
Iâve had three insurance plans this year, do I need to remember the gap insurance my dad had for us in 1988 or so? (Not ragging you, it is just a weird situation). Isnât this a great use case for single payer?
Wouldnât that be an improvement?
Wouldnât single-payor make me unemployed in 2.5 milliseconds, and arenât I still in favor of it?
Wouldnât your current vaccination status be the problem of your current insurer? Shouldnât you call them and ask their opinion? With the recent change in CA law, and this being start-of-school season, wonât they have been asked this or similar questions a dozen times this week, if not already today?
Wouldnât it be nice if life and work were simple? (Iâm just gonna get jabbed, its cheap and the one I hate, tetanus, I am current on)
Do you think you go to a self-serve counter, buy the vaccines, and after paying for them then inject them into yourself without ever having encountered a single medical staff member?
Doesnât it make more sense to call your doctorâs office, ask to speak to the nurse, and then ask the nurse what boosters a young gentleman like yourself might need?
Oh boy, wasnât I vaccinated back in⌠uhhhhh, well over forty years ago?
Can you believe the last time I asked my doc a question similar, she said, ââŚnaaahâ?
(Have I had shitty doctors all my life or do they just not like direct questions?)
Maybe they just donât like you, and hope you die?
Probably time for an MMR booster, then, isnât it? Wasnât the MMR (combined) shot not invented until 1971? And wasnât the two-shot protocol introduced in the late 80âs?
Did you see?
Now, do all of his un-captured likes fly off into the ergosphere or can others collect from the knee-high pile now cluttering up the place?
Did he tell me heâs ok but heâs just really busy in a PM?
ETA - Wouldnât I die if I said something I shouldnât?
(Donât think that was privileged info)
What I want to know
is: do you plan to write a
haiku about it?
Is absolution
At the bottom of haiku?
Falcor forgive me!
Who else has had it with all these fucking shootings?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Raaaah! And yet we donât do a fucking thing about it because âfreedomâ instead of âjoin a militiaâ or âregister that shit and accept the consequences, like a bar ownerâ
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!