Is this appropriate?
Hey do you think I need to test my kidsâ candy tonight?
Donât we have taxation sessions when the minions return?
My son would like to know âwhy?â
Cause dad got to play with power tools in the house and not get in trouble?
How is everyoneâs all hallowâs eve going? Did anyone see about Neil Gaiman getting a show in Britain which will adapt 4 of his short stories? Isnât that awesome?
I just watched QI and Have I Got News For You and am now waiting for pizza to cook and then hand candy out to wet trick or treaters while listening to Says YouâŚIs that enough fun for an evening?
Didnât I cook up a pot of soup (onion/carrot/farro/tomato/great northern beans), and arenât we about to start watching Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale?
Am I behind on my damn feeds yet again? But, wasnât Ghostbusters fun? And maybe drinks with friends later?
Did you eat 4 ounces of chocolate just now, or 8?
Isnât that my favorite Christmas movie?
With all the candy being dumped in your pail itâs hard to tell⌠so you gotta ask yourself do you feel diabetic yet? Well kid do you?
Why am I not surprised?
Treehouse of Horrors, anyone?
Well⌠wasnât that a short, odd movie?
Best Christmas movie ever?
Can I get back to you on that?
Iâd add more, but wouldnât I be here all night?
Is it odd for a heathen to like so many christmas movies?
These belong in a museum!
Am I the only one who ran out of candy before 8:00pm?
And didnât I buy twice as much as usual, thinking thereâd be leftovers for chorus this week?
(Great costumes, good manners, lovely evening. Lovely SOBER evening: college essays are still being tweaked, and Iâm an excellent editor so despite the horror of being the parent Iâm still being allowed to comment on each draft after theyâve been written.)