But doesn’t clam juice make it a Bloody Caesar? Isn’t clam juice the difference between a Caesar and a Mary?
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Do you not see the positioning of that cardinal as rather dangerous to the contents of the drink?
(Brings new meaning to the catchphrase “plop plop fizz fizz”.)
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Has anybody else ever heard of a Bloody Caesar before?
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Isn’t that the national drink of Canada?
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It’s not Molson’s?
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Its it to our national shame actually BudFuckingLight?
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Well, didn’t I just learn something? Should I petition Trader Joe’s to change their labeling?
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I mean, it is a little weird isn’t it?
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Ugh, why does the campus pub serve such shitty beer? Who wants to drink Budweiser??
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This guy?
(No, I’m normally not reading that, but got it via via, should I have read it via the dentist office?)
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How come nobody told me that all the P.B. Loco locations are closed, and they don’t even sell their spreads anymore?
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ZOMG The Monkey’s Uncle!..
…cocoabanana pb, mandarin oranges & granola…
…how can this not be my breakfast tomorrow!?
Oh wait, perhaps a Cinny Nillasumatra?
With cinnamon & raisin pb, vanilla cream cheese, apple & caramel?
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Hipsters? Ironically?
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A five-deep wall of teetering revelry, shouting deranged reenactions of recent sports events, jostling to consume lager to deafening dance music?
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Can I say it’s far from being a paradox?
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Anyone else have their office holiday party yesterday and eat so much great Greek food they wanted to fall asleep as soon as the kids were in bed? #humblebrag
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Wasn’t the food at the office party I went to okay, but they had a white elephant party and I got a Chairman Mao piggy bank? Didn’t everyone fight over the star wars themed gifts and the batman apron? Wasn’t it funny? Isn’t it ironic that I’ve been in my department for years and no inclusion in the office party, but I’ve worked in this department for one semester and they invited me to the office party? What’s up with that?
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One of us? Because by working with them they noticed how awesome you are? They want to learn your amazing .gif finding skills?
Also Chairman Mao piggy bank, can I be totes jealous of that?
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Isn’t weird, that I’ve been around my degree department so long and get so little love? Isn’t the whole department in a weird place right now?
Isn’t it pretty cool? Wouldn’t it certainly be online?
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Haven’t you noticed that some departments throw the best parties and some have absolutely no social graces at all? How nerdy is your actual department? And what is this new department you’ve cross-pollinated with? Perhaps you should take the hint and spend more time with them in future? Maybe next year, you’ll even get the Batman apron?
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