What do these things mean?
It means you have other options for coffee intake?
Werenât we talking about ear candling?
Can you tell me what a canape actually is? Would I like it? Isnât that probably a yes, since you made it and your the magic man when it comes to the foods?
How messed up is it to have all your smoke alarms and your carbon monoxide alarm all going off at 7am on a Saturday? So at least we know theyâre all in working order (and thank goodness I had woken up 5 minutes before they went off), but doesnât it suck that weâll be without heat until the HVAC folk can come out and see/fix wtf is wrong?
Compared to them not going off and you know, everybody dying from a heating system malfunction?
But it never gets cold where you live right?
So I noticed this
at the Safeway today, should I get some and report back?
But itâs 69F inside right now, and isnât that f-f-f-freezing?
Thats shorts and t-shirt weather isnât it?
For me? Hell no, isnât that jeans and two shirts and a hoodie and maybe a jacket and hat to top it off? Whereâd I put that wool coat?
For my WI relatives, however, yeah, wouldnât they be wearing shorts, t-shirts and flip-flops, and talking about how warm it was?
Well when you put it that way, then sure, ainât it a good thing?
Arenât we not bothering to wear jackets outside anymore, since the weather has been in the high 40s (Farenheit) all week?
What are you made of that you can go jacketless in that cold? Brrrr!
Havenât I had that kind of tempatrues but with a lot of drizzle/rain all day and skies so overcast we recently had the darkest day in over 9 years?
It is currently (googles calculation) 33°F where I am⌠and so havenât I taken to wearing a body warmer and long sleeves when going outside?
Whatâs all this cozy jumper and hat business? Arenât the Canadians laughing at us!?
Shouldnât you get some and SHARE IT with the rest of us?
No, really, havenât I been wondering about the âadult root beersâ Iâve seen in the stores lately, but buying a six-pack just to try it out didnât seem economical?
Isnât it just a privileged term for an appetizer? (Please donât hit me (hard))
Isnât it a cape that covers just the nape of the neck?
Is it like earlier in the year when my in-laws started noticing all the black mold on their ceilings and felt like they had the flu and called in an engineer who told them it wasnât mold it was soot, their furnace used the chimney they hadnât cleaned in 20 years since they didnât use the fireplace and didnât know it was shared, and they felt like crap because the chimney was almost blocked and they were within a day or two of dying from carbon monoxide poisoning?