office pool, and when we win i’ll send ya a postcard from the seychelles?
And if I get lucky won’t I start posting from Hawaii? Or maybe just go where it is summer time and post from New Zealand?
you know othermichael is gonna win and spend all of it writing bots, right?
I saw that too, and was wondering what the that’s all about?
Anyone else just realize that their mouse scroll wheel is broken after about a week of wondering why they suddenly had no skill at scrolling down? Yeah, I thought I was physically having issues instead of a 58 cent sensor inside a mouse.
How is it that I ever earned a degree in anything?
I just heard a dude bro behind me order a bacon cheeseburger, without cheese. I don’t feel the need to put that in a question since isnt that order questionable to begin with!?!?
Why was the person behind you ordering? Wasn’t it your turn?
Was bacon burger not on the menu? If not, how else would you order that? Maybe he was lactose-intolerant?
You really think those would have gotten me through college? I don’t.
Was his back to the counter? Maybe he wasn’t in the queue? Why is life so confusing?
#But why if he was lactose intolerant would you order a bacon cheeseburger without cheese!? Isn’t it, I dunno, a bacon burger???
(Can I get a glass of water, sans hydrogen?)
Table–weren’t we all at tables? (My salad wasn’t bad)
You know what confuses waitstaff? Ordering a veggie burger… with bacon and cheese?
(the pub near my brothers has delicious nutburgers, even better with bacon and cheese!)
Why does housework suck so damn much when their pioneering electro sister-band kicks so much ass!?
Am I an old fogey for thinking that these looks like crap, what with all the non-functional frippery about? (In particular, it’s the plethora of screws that piss me off. Ruins the look of the wood.)
Isn’t the whole point of ‘Steampunk’ stuff to troll people?
How long before someone’s line of Nixie watches gets mentioned?