Was the poem written by a robot?
Do you suppose that would pretty much be me in 20 or so years, only the hair would be some bright, unnatural color?
Am I not considering going back to the blue hair I had in my teen years?
Wouldnât it be purple for me, then? And wasnât I a tad older than teen?
Isnât it awesome that having blue/purple/whatevercolor hair isnât such a big deal anymore?
Didnât it all start with non-traditional nail polish colors about a decade ago?
I would change the color now, but doesnât corporate 'Murica frown on hiring fun-rainbow-colored-hair folks to manage their finances?
Wouldnât it be wonderful if I could find an employer who doesnât give half a crap about hair color or any of that other stuff that goes with fitting into the corporate image?
Why couldnât she
have her hair color
?
Wouldnât that match the tie rather nicely? Maybe youâll have to start your own corporation with your own version of corporate âcultureâ?
Why is the robot thread open on day 6?
Is it such a great, on-topic thread that it needs to be kept running?
Interestingly, do you know Japanese college graduates typically dye their hair before job interviews?
Itâs always black, no matter their initial hair color, so they donât look like theyâre being individual with non-black hair, but doesnât that still count?
Couldnât you become a boutique broker within the establishment by taking on entertainment (etc.) clients who would actually prefer non-pinstripe-wearing advisors?
Maybe a certain coder named Jeff really, really hates me??
We donât have any money, doesnât everyone know this?
Didnât a dragon just tell me someone asked for it to be extended until tomorrow, so it was?
Someone? (Not me!)
Is there anything that canât be answered via a call to the great Muppet Oracle?
Why do we always come here
I guess weâll never know
Itâs like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
Would it be too off putting if âthe carpetâ matched the shades or tie?
Iâm pretty sure that would not be a good place to stick hair dye?
So the answer is yes?