Did you ever want to play questions?

Isn’t Denver close enough that it isn’t really worth it? (Doesn’t the thought count for something though?)

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Isn’t Denver miles and miles away?

Although isn’t it still probably the next closest proper city from here (in this country anyway, and if I decide Portland is too piddlingly small to count)?

Or did you mean from you?

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Is there any job that’s a more reliable marker of ‘will subsequently end up in prison’ than State Governor?

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Would anyone be surprised that all the Easter chocolate I brought in to work has gone, but the peeps are completely untouched?

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Oh, were you asking for bourbon? How did I miss that?

Wouldn’t I just walk down to Trader Joe’s if I wanted some, what with it being so conveniently located?

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Right, so err I guess that whole line is played out, right?

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Is it me or is @doctorow really on a tear with the “happy news”?

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Maybe I will visit Trader Joe’s earlier than planned after reading those?

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Do you need a unicorn chaser?

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isn’t this one always good?

don’t I always get the song stuck in my head after posting it?

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How’s this?

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Or how about some wearable unicorn goodness from ali express?


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Really? (I want to go to there.)

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How are you defining ‘wearable’?

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Can I get a unicorn chaser for your unicorn chasers?

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is this acceptable?

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It’s printed on clothing that someone might wear?

(I admit that I would wear the hell out of that garbage if they printed the designs on a zip-up hoodie.)

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Are those for real? Where can I get one?

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What doesn’t AliExpress sell?

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