Isn’t Denver close enough that it isn’t really worth it? (Doesn’t the thought count for something though?)
Isn’t Denver miles and miles away?
Although isn’t it still probably the next closest proper city from here (in this country anyway, and if I decide Portland is too piddlingly small to count)?
Or did you mean from you?
Is there any job that’s a more reliable marker of ‘will subsequently end up in prison’ than State Governor?
Would anyone be surprised that all the Easter chocolate I brought in to work has gone, but the peeps are completely untouched?
Oh, were you asking for bourbon? How did I miss that?
Wouldn’t I just walk down to Trader Joe’s if I wanted some, what with it being so conveniently located?
Right, so err I guess that whole line is played out, right?
Is it me or is @doctorow really on a tear with the “happy news”?
Maybe I will visit Trader Joe’s earlier than planned after reading those?
Do you need a unicorn chaser?
isn’t this one always good?
don’t I always get the song stuck in my head after posting it?
Really? (I want to go to there.)
How are you defining ‘wearable’?
Can I get a unicorn chaser for your unicorn chasers?
is this acceptable?
It’s printed on clothing that someone might wear?
(I admit that I would wear the hell out of that garbage if they printed the designs on a zip-up hoodie.)
Are those for real? Where can I get one?