Do not park your car close to the train tracks


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/13/do-not-park-your-car-close-to.html


#2

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#3

Also a very nice example of how long it takes for an engine pulling a heavy load to come to a complete halt.


#4

Good thing he wasn’t in it!

Yeah, but it looked like he sure tried pretty hard to get back into it.


#5

Reminds me of Street Fighter 2’s car bonus.
Every hit makes some noise, does incremental damage, then after 4-5 consecutive hits some good visible damage occurs.

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#6

Good thing he wasn’t in it!

Roger That!


#7

Geez, and I was feeling down because I scraped a sidewalk this weekend.


#8

#9

The driver needs to play more GTA. Everyone knows you can’t stop the train.


#10

I am reminded of a cheese grater.


#11

“I’d like that fish there…the one with all the diesel exhaust flavoring and lubricating grease droplets please.”


#12

Mr. Prosser: Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you?
Arthur: How much?
Mr. Prosser: None at all.


#13

Bitch, I’m a train!


#14

Uh, boss? Something’s wrong with the truck.


#15

Obligatory: That will buff out.


#16

Looks like one of the boxcars lost a door. I’m guessing the driver will be responsible for that repair also.


#17

I saw someone I assume was the owner and/or driver of the truck run up and try to push it to keep it in place. Human being versus train … I know who I’m going to bet on almost every single time (barring a certain character from folklore.)


#18

That’s what she said


#19

The train looks excited.


#20

Truck wasn’t destroyed, it just got 4 inches narrower.