Do not park your car close to the train tracks


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Also a very nice example of how long it takes for an engine pulling a heavy load to come to a complete halt.


Good thing he wasn’t in it!

Yeah, but it looked like he sure tried pretty hard to get back into it.


Reminds me of Street Fighter 2’s car bonus.
Every hit makes some noise, does incremental damage, then after 4-5 consecutive hits some good visible damage occurs.



Good thing he wasn’t in it!

Roger That!


Geez, and I was feeling down because I scraped a sidewalk this weekend.



The driver needs to play more GTA. Everyone knows you can’t stop the train.


I am reminded of a cheese grater.


“I’d like that fish there…the one with all the diesel exhaust flavoring and lubricating grease droplets please.”


Mr. Prosser: Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you?
Arthur: How much?
Mr. Prosser: None at all.


Bitch, I’m a train!


Uh, boss? Something’s wrong with the truck.


Obligatory: That will buff out.


Looks like one of the boxcars lost a door. I’m guessing the driver will be responsible for that repair also.


I saw someone I assume was the owner and/or driver of the truck run up and try to push it to keep it in place. Human being versus train … I know who I’m going to bet on almost every single time (barring a certain character from folklore.)


That’s what she said


The train looks excited.


Truck wasn’t destroyed, it just got 4 inches narrower.