Do you have what it takes to be this guy's "Awesome Republican Goddess?" Take the quiz!

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/24/do-you-have-what-it-takes-to-b.html

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Um, hard pass. :face_vomiting:

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Dammit, you’ve got to answer each question the right way to get to the next. (It’s like a choose your own adventure!) Will I ever find true love?

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Well this guy won’t.

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My daughter was born in 1997. So he’s okay with a 24 year old. Yeeee-ikes

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ab-fab-bubble-how-common

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Could I possibly become his Republican Goddess-Wife-to-Be?

No. Not a FUCKING chance, sunshine.

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How is it possible that this hunk o’ manliness is single?

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I assume you read the article? :smirk:

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Yep the whole thing and the video :slight_smile:

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Why do jackasses continue to sully the fedora :frowning:

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I definitely blame Trump and the GOP for this.

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You’re just going to have to admit that the jackasses now have the fedora, much like nazis have the swastika (at least in the west)…

Sorry. But you’re gonna have to…

giphy

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I was comparing my daughters’ birth years with his range as well. To his credit, he’ll accept my birth year too, which often enough this type of guy won’t even consider. Old broads like me are only good enough to birth the women they’re interested in!

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I was surprised by that, too. I figured it would be from like 1985-1995…

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I’d respond to him and suggest that he should just get a cat… but I like cats, and will not make that suggestion.

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The Shadow knows. . . . .

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Why on earth would you say that? /s

@Tamsin_Bailey No. Not a FUCKING chance, sunshine.

What a keeper, Huh?

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Here’s a fun game: how far did you get before you had Had Too Much?

I skipped out at Topic 7: Character References from Women Who Know Me Well

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Maybe he’s just casting as wide a net as possible. “Beggars can’t be choosers.”

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