Do you have what it takes to be this guy's "Awesome Republican Goddess?" Take the quiz!

Yeah, it was more like “my box is GOP bog standard, which is WAY outside the normal box for human beings.”

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This has been up for a while. No takers yet?

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Well, I am, but he ain’t!

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Surprisingly neither can douchebags.

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My Dearest, I knew that.

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I’m wondering how many divorces this guy already has under his belt.

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I’ll take a stab at his divorce rate, 100%. I feel very sure about that too!

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Hey, maybe he’ll do a two-fer!
For the love of Gawd don’t suggest it. He’d probably decide to go Old Testament

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He doesn’t have to. With a killer, targeted website like this, love will come to him.

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They have the Trilby hat!

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Question 8 of 11: Do you have a trim waistline?

There it is, I was waiting for the “no fat chicks” clause. Weirdly, he also doesn’t like curly hair (screening for race maybe?)

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Most people don’t know the difference… :woman_shrugging:

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You can only stretch Rule 34 so far. Finding someone for this particular gentleman’s niche would be akin to something funkier than graphene.

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I would have pegged this gentleman 1995-2005.

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I read Topic 8 from your link and threw up a little in my mouth. I’d quote parts of it but the whole thing is awful.
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Oh, you need to click through to page 8, at least, just for the picture and caption.

I’m going to just quote this part. :smiling_imp:

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I like to think I’d make a pretty good Republican Goddess.

But only for a brief time.

Because once I’ve used my Goddess powers to smite every last Republican motherpuppy into their component molecules, I’d be out of a job again.

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What do you mean, not that kind of Goddess?

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Ewwwww. No. No thank you.

( :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: )

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