Yeah, it was more like “my box is GOP bog standard, which is WAY outside the normal box for human beings.”
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This has been up for a while. No takers yet?
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Well, I am, but he ain’t!
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Surprisingly neither can douchebags.
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My Dearest, I knew that.
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I’m wondering how many divorces this guy already has under his belt.
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I’ll take a stab at his divorce rate, 100%. I feel very sure about that too!
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Hey, maybe he’ll do a two-fer!
For the love of Gawd don’t suggest it. He’d probably decide to go Old Testament
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He doesn’t have to. With a killer, targeted website like this, love will come to him.
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They have the Trilby hat!
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Question 8 of 11: Do you have a trim waistline?
There it is, I was waiting for the “no fat chicks” clause. Weirdly, he also doesn’t like curly hair (screening for race maybe?)
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Most people don’t know the difference… 
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You can only stretch Rule 34 so far. Finding someone for this particular gentleman’s niche would be akin to something funkier than graphene.
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I would have pegged this gentleman 1995-2005.
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I read Topic 8 from your link and threw up a little in my mouth. I’d quote parts of it but the whole thing is awful.
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Oh, you need to click through to page 8, at least, just for the picture and caption.
I’m going to just quote this part. 
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I like to think I’d make a pretty good Republican Goddess.
But only for a brief time.
Because once I’ve used my Goddess powers to smite every last Republican motherpuppy into their component molecules, I’d be out of a job again.
What do you mean, not that kind of Goddess?
Ewwwww. No. No thank you.
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