Originally published at: Doctor who said vaccines magnetize people gets her license suspended | Boing Boing
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On behalf of Ohio, we are sorry she got air time in the first place, but eventually the wheels of justice got it taken care of, so there is that!
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One of those “read headline after coffee” moments.
“Doctor Who said vaccines magnetize people?!”
[Rereads]
“Ooooh”
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Sadly, this (eminantly justified and overdue) FAFO consequence will not really affect her reach nor influence, since this is largely based on speaking and writing in person and online. Her association with RFKjr would, in any sane world, end his candidacy, but there is such a long list of these things, and here he stands. Watch for her to claim, loudly and persistently, that she is being silenced (if only!) by the Deep State and Big Pharma. The martyr complex will just make her more popular with her devotees.
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Man, I’ve been vaccinated over & over my whole life and not once have I ever been magnetized. What a ripoff.
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Is your 5G reception better at least? If not, you have been scammed, my friend! 
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And it’s that special magnetism that attracts brass keys!
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This is just one more sad example of the polarized nature of the vaccine debate.
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Not only is my 5G reception not any better, there aren’t any government voices in my head controlling my thoughts. I have to think for myself!
I mean, I don’t even rotate to face north when I’m floating in a pool. It’s just not fair.
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Step 1: Vaccinate everyone in the world so they become magnetic. Be careful to align the poles to repel one another or you’ll have a huge mess.
Step 2: Surgically attach perpetual motion harvesters to all the magnetized people.
Step 3.: Profit.
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Sadly, it turns out vaccines actually just turn you into a room temperature superconductor.
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Doctor Who really has some shitty takes from all the headlines I’ve read.
ETA I think there was a Twitter account collecting them but I don’t think enough about it to go there and try to find it and if they have a mastodon.
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Maybe she thought this was a documentary:
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I don’t know why, maybe the gif, but I read that as “perpetual motion hamsters”
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The trouble with perpetual motion hamsters is that they trend libertarian and they refuse to participate in enterprises that don’t directly benefit them. Selfish bastards.
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Ah, I see the remote activation on the waky-parser nano-modules suceeded. 
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Seriously.
I can’t even bend a spoon with my mind!
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But there are both positives and negatives here, surely?
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Choices! I wanted to be able to choose my power!
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