He is a sweet looking little bundle of muscle!
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Maybe that explains “the seven-year itch”?
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Meh, currently we have a 13 year old, a 16 - 17 year old, a 10 year old, a 4 year old, and an about 8 - 10 year old feral.
The 16 year old acts like a 2 year old.
We had a 19 year old cat and 18 year old dog. That was their ages, not some calculation based on something something.
All of them leave us way too soon.
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If that made you a virgin, it would also make you underage. 
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Aw! Who’s a good cookie!
(Dramatic color change there.)
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Mirrors mine!
(My coat is not what it used to be)
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Please scritch from me!
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My dogs have said that since we got them.
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I took a crack at applying this methodology to my 17-year-old Maltese, and it seems he’s about as old as Tom Hanks in Bosom Buddies IV (2053), wherein the protagonist disguises himself to secure a bed in a women-only nursing home.
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More pictures of Faye the doodle, please.
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Oh… I don’t know about that.
*Children are innocent *
Teenagers are fucked up in the head
Adults are even more fucked up
And elderlies are like children
(“Pets” by Porno for Pyros)
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All at once? Shouldn’t we go into a chrysalis or something?
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James P Sullivan sez nyah, age 1 year old.
As he’s saying, and seems to apply for many puppers, my immaturity keeps me young. Such a goofy 30 year old…
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Diaper rash?
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