Dolly Parton launches line of "Southern-style" cake mixes with Duncan Hines

Originally published at: Dolly Parton launches line of "Southern-style" cake mixes with Duncan Hines | Boing Boing

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Nice as pie :pie: or cake :cake:.

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GIF by Dolly Parton

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I love coconut cake so I’ll be trying that one. I do wish they had used a photo of Dolly on the packaging instead of that awful artwork (sorry to whoever drew that).

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Mmm. I’ll bet they’re…uh… not dry.

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mmmm… damp cake!

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If it’s Dolly; it’ll be good.

And much better than Carville Cake style

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arg-girl-pie

Now I’ve got that out of the way…

OMG do WANT! Love Dolly, what a Goddess - and thanks for our vaccines!

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I’m begging you, please be available in Canada.

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caitlin-doughty-■■■■■

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Nothing says ‘authentic Mom and Pop’ like ConAgra Brands, your favorite gigantic multinational food processor.

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Excuse Me Yes GIF by Dolly Parton

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Old-style cake mixes should be 18.25 ounces. The reduction in cake mix sizes is really annoying for anyone who uses them as part of another recipe.

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If you’re in, say, Windsor, Sarnia or somewhere not too dramatically far from Detroit, I’ll trade you Dolly’s cake mix and frosting for ketchup Ruffles! (Once the border is a bit more open, of course.)

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People in the north don’t like their mom and dad’s cooking?

You really need a mix to make a cake?

Whatever. She’s cool. She gets a lifetime pass from me for this:

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Obviously I want this, and look forward to the youtube video Trixie Mattel will be obliged to make about it. I’m sure it won’t be available on Shortage Island, but luckily I am visiting a united state in a couple of weeks and might be able to pick up a box or two.

[oh wait, it hits grocery stores in March. Well, shit]

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Watch out, Boris Johnson!

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Yeah, I was just thinking a slice of one of these would have been perfect after I got my Dolly Vaxx!

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I’m sure he’d hate being ambushed by a Banana Puddin’ Cake!


Just Look At It!

ETA: Oh, and via Ben Jennings at The Grauniad

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We’ll send a memo to the illustration design committee! It does look more like a Barbie illo.

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