Donald says “stupid people” announce they are out of ammunition, then announces the U.S. is out of ammunition

Just listening to Trump makes me feel dumber, like his stupidity is contagious. There’s some discussion to be had about the military munition stockpiles and how much is kept on hand, the lifespan of ammunition, the normal burn rate in peacetime, how much is given away in military aid, and what the optimum numbers for all that are - but Trump obviously has no understanding of any of it. He doesn’t understand that these are even issues - all he understood was, “there are warehouses for bullets (they should be full).” And he’s like this for every fucking thing. (Actually, to be fair, there’s probably one or two small issues where he has a rudimentary understanding of them.) How the fuck is anyone pretending that he’s anything but a gibbering idiot?

He’s not learned how literally anything* works, so I don’t know why a tie should be special.

*Except certain types of fraud, maybe, and it’s pretty clear that even there, he relies on other people to understand that for him.

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That’s one leg too many.
And he’s standing on that chair.

We are about to find out who one of 'em is…

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… Alaska then?

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I’m America? Where there is something like three guns for every man, woman, and child?

Sadly, we’ll run out of gas before we run out of bullets.

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TFG would make a great asset for unwittingly disseminating misinformation to hostile governments if he wasn’t such a threat to the country due to his political ambitions.

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Maybe instead of leaflets, he could be tied to a balloon and floated over hostile territory. Just saying

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Not firing from all chambers.

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I thought the plan was to get Trump re-elected and then have him sell Alaska back to Russia for a small price and a large commission?

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When I was in the service I was stationed in our battalion’s G-4 office running the “land and ammunition” desk. A platoon or battery would need to go qualify soldiers on their rifles or machine guns or whatnot, make a request for a specific firing range and amount of ammo, and I’d book it. The end of the fiscal year would see a huge rush of requests because everyone wanted their allocations to remain high, so they’d go out and literally just burn up tons of ammo so they didn’t get reduced on next year’s budget.

There is no ammo shortage.

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hey arnold nicksplat GIF

Look, what would the biggest genius who ever walked the earth have to benefit from learning stuff? Said genius will always come up with a better solution, due to his geniosity.

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I mean, how would he even know? He’s a private citizen, so I assume he’s lying. The US might be running low on spare ammo to send overseas. Or is up-to-date combat readiness data being leaked to a private citizen who is currently facing charges for mishandling classified documents, and who has deep ties to several hostile foreign powers. WHICH IS IT, DONALD?!

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More money than taste.

not even when he dies…

maybe a decade later though…

There is no contradiction there. Trumplestiltskin merely pointed out that it would be stupid for someone with US interests in mind to state publicly that the country is defenseless.

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DonOLD doesn’t even know what he’s saying. His speeches are all stream-of-unconsciousness.

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Shh! Don’t give that dotard any ideas!!

Sounds good. Get him up in the jet stream & he will be there is no time.

Don’t about the Hotel and/or Casino rights.

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