Donald Trump boasted about rally's "massive lines" while fans collapsed in scorching heat

But was it illegal to offer them water bottles?

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Doesn’t need to be made illegal among people who only think about their own needs and that of dear leader. Sharing is considered a sign of weakness by them rather than a sign of moral thinking.

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So what does he do in the other 23 hours 50 minutes of the day?

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  • Flush toilet 15 times.
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PREVIOUSLY ON GRIFTPOCALYPSE NOW

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As my mother quite justifiably once told my whiny teenage self: “If you’re after sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’”.

She was a primary school teacher.

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Sounds like my kind of teacher; kudos.

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As the heat becomes too much to ignore, he’ll come up with a reason it’s the fault of Democrats. Probably windmills.

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And I was hoping he’d have a rally on the surface of the sun.
I’ll take what I can get.

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