Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/26/donald-trump-gripes-at-courthouse-that-the-stormy-daniels-affair-trial-keeps-him-from-melania-on-her-birthday-video.html
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She can’t show up after court?
STFU.
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It goes without saying that if he gave a shit about Melania then he wouldn’t have been raw-dogging a porn star while she was taking care of his newborn son.
He didn’t even care enough about Melania to bother buying Stormy Daniels’ silence until ten years after the fact.
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He’s the first criminal defendant that would prefer not be in court. 
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She tried but…
I’m at the heavily guarded Courthouse. Security is that of Fort Knox, all so that MAGA will not be able to attend this trial, presided over by a highly conflicted pawn of the Democrat Party. It is a sight to behold! Getting ready to do my Courthouse presser. Two minutes!
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He gave her the best birthday gift he could offer – his absence.
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If he’s being honest, it’s probably the reported loaded diaper smell that really keeps him away from his presumptive wife.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Her secret service detail says she is very busy.
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Obligs
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That’s the image he’s going with, huh?
So weird. Melania, for all her faults, is a conventionally attractive woman. Why go all in with creepy color filters to make her look like some kind of evil sorceress? She looks like she’s about to order her minions to attack the Power Rangers or something.
At least he spelled her name correctly this time!
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Yep. I think I missed the obvious when I failed to mention that he’s probably a danger being around lit birthday candles, from what I’ve been hearing lately, too. 
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Send her a fruit bouquet and STFU.
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At least he got her a gift.
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