Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/17/melania-looks-utterly-sick-and-miserable-standing-next-to-trump-at-barrons-graduation-photo.html
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I mean… she made her choice. She knew who she was marrying and what she was getting into… 
the wealth it brought her was worth putting up with him, I’m guessing.
Also, that’s just how she always looks, as far as I’ve seen. That’s just her face, I think.
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Melania has resting sick-and-miserable face.
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It might be due in part to the smell. I kinda feel bad for the Secret Service agent directly behind him.
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I’ve seen a few pictures of Melania looking like she might actually be happy, but never in the presence of her husband. If she finds any joy or human fulfillment whatsoever in her life as a member of the Trump family it is as a mother, not as a wife.
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Oh, well.
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I don’t care about them. I wanna know the story of the woman with the tan lines glaring at the guy standing behind Trump.
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She’s so stiff and two dimensional it could be a cardboard cutout.
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The person who marries for money works the rest of their life for it.
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The woman to the left of the photo is also more interesting. Blue and white dress looks like she’s got her left hand clenched tight and is ready to throw down. It’s like School of Athens or Night Watch, where each individual figure in the image tells their own little story.
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She dug her own grave with a gold plated platinum shovel.
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You can almost hear her talking to herself: “two years left on the fucking prenup!”
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Do his ties come in a roll? I’ve never seen someone wear such consistently, comically long ties before.
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That posture combined with the slight comical floppiness of the hat make it look as though she just fell victim to the bucket-of-water-balanced-on-a-door prank.
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might have tied it to be extra, extra long. I have a reason at least for not looking all that great in a full suit, and that’s because I wasn’t quite finished growing when I got the thing, and bluntly, I can’t stand wearing the damn thing anyway.
Also, IIRC my suit was off the rack from I think the Men’s warehouse like twenty odd years ago; I don’t know what trump’s excuse for looking as shabby as he does in one, given he can (or could) afford a tailor…
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TBF, most of us aren’t all smiles at work either…
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He probably believes the long tie makes him look thinner. And as with every single other thing he believes, he is wrong.
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I wonder if that tie will be his doom some day, like the chain Princess Leia used on the other guy.
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