Donald Trump indicted

I guess we’re about to find out just how good rocketlawyer.com truly is.

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I wouldn’t be surprised if those other criminal investigations start picking up more speed now that the various prosecutors don’t have to worry about the pressure of being the first to pull the trigger.

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(Parody but you know she’s loving it.)

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Ya know, I wouldn’t be surprised if a small part of why Trump really, really didn’t want this to happen is his real height and weight will get out.
Everybody knows the figures on his figure in the official White House medical checks were fudged, and that seems like something a vain, orange clown would be embarrassed by - even more than what he’s being indicted for.

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That’s really the beauty of this. He knows everybody is laughing at him right now.

Ketchup must be everywhere.

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https://youtu.be/V_ONyukSLqA

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And if he goes to jail, he won’t have access to his orange makeup.

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Is America Over yet?

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It just became a little bit greater…

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Seems like the appropriate time for this:

Thoughts and prayers

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Or his hairdresser.

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Trump still gets to be the first former POTUS to get the “fingerprints and a mugshot” treatment though.

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damn can’t think of anything remotely witty to say too busy dancing my slow jig of hope (an ugly little dance, but alluring in its own fashion)

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Literally.

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Not the first but worth posting the same:

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