Maybe if we all say it three times?
Cheezberder! Cheezberder! Cheezberder!
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Criminal convictions! Actual jail time! Everyone is laughing at 45!
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Next up, Trump is going to reveal his new theme tune.
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Word. Plus, if, after surviving being shot at, he then dies anyway of being a decrepit, drug-spavined old shitbird, it would be funny as fuck.
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He is feckless, but “Dottering Donald Drumpf” has flow.
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Deranged, demanding, despicable, deplorable, doddering, demented, dotty, dead-eyed, deficient, destructive, demeaning, dimwitted, dumbfuck donald.
Addlepated also works.
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Please add a dick, dog hater, dictator wannabe, democracy ender, diaper don
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How about the Convict-in-Chief? Or if that makes it sound too much like he’s going to get back to the Oval Office, either Convicted Felon Donald Trump or (as a jazz reference) Felonious Trump would work.
Dotard J. Trump?
Or just give Trump one of the biggest insults you can: don’t use his name at all. “Do you really think a bigoted, insecure old man like my opponent has the energy needed to run this country?”
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One blogger I read it’s Serial Sex Abuser Convicted Felon Trump, generally as an acronym.
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Dottering Donald Drumpf:
This drooling, diapered dumbass is an embarrassingly erratic egotist.
A foolish, fraud and failure.
Good god, Gumby! For someone so gaudy, he’s gruellingly grotesque.
Voting for such a haggard, hapless hate-monger should be shame enough,
without the incoherent incompetence and incontinence.
What’s the appeal in a jealous, joyless, jejune? - I didn’t quite use that right, but what I’m saying is he’s a dull, insipid buffoon.
Just put the kibosh on this klutzy kook - to give him his well-earned triple K
Lest this leering, languid loser’s career limp through another day.
Let the morbid media find another mendacious misanthrope to maddeningly give a pass,
This noxious, neferious numpty is too nerve-wracking a pain in the ass.
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Dotard.
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