Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/22/panicked-putin-pundits-say-old-trump-should-have-been-a-little-bit-smarter-against-biden.html
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It’s always frustrating when your loyal bootlicking employee fails to deliver.
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Unfuck the look back boys and girls. Time marches on, numbskulls!
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Our useful idiot was, unfortunately, more idiotic than we anticipated.
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I’m honestly curious if they devoted as much time examining the presidential candidates of their own election…
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There was only one candidate who mattered, and nobody is allowed to criticise him. Even the strawman opposition candidates said that Putin was a brilliant leader and refused to be drawn on what, if anything, he was doing wrong.
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I don’t think they quite understand what “conservative” means in the US. Hint, tovarischey: it doesn’t mean “one who cans or pickles foods.”
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That would seem to suggest that there are in fact limits to trump’s inappropriateness and rudeness… 
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But what about Tucker Carlson?
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Repubs will pivot to “age is good, age is experience, the one thing Biden had going for him was his age.”
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I don’t know why the GOP keeps putzing around with Trump when they could have just cut to the chase and nominated the guy they really wanted: Putin
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Does the Speaker of the House have to be American?
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Well, I suppose the KGB (or whatever they’re called this decade) could, um, find a long form birth certificate that proves Vladimir Vladimirovich actually was born in St. Petersburg, Florida.
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My brain helpfully read that part “aloud” for me in a heavy Russian accent.
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Matveychev said that if Trump was “a little bit smarter,”…
…he’d be a lemur.
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…he’d be a centipede
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