Good to see that gaining currency, though I suppose Donald the Surrender is just too many letters?
I like Beau’s take on the tweet: A call to action (“NEVER SURRENDER!”), along with three statements of fact which directly contradict that call: He had surrendered to the authorities in Fulton County just minutes before, on charges of Election Interference - and the mug shot is proof.
What you did there, it is seen.
…says the “actor” and “comic” who ratted on the friend who’d sold him weed.
There are just so many layers to this merkin von bankrupt story!
Yeah, Tim Allen is a jerk. But I still LOVE Galaxy Quest!
When I heard about He Who Must Not Be Named’s first Tweet - NEVER SURRENDER - it just made me think of that line from Galaxy Quest!
By Grabthar’s Hammer, I’m hoping we will all be avenged!
… but also, the whole idea that 𝑛 + 1 marshmallows is inherently better than 𝑛 marshmallows seems like an unexamined assumption in the test
It’s how we get A.I. making everything paperclips
I’ve driven past that bridge near the Mormon Temple in Maryland many times. This is a legend in the DC area.
Uncle Sham Wants You
Reason: Messaging his followers that they should stick with resorting to lies, fakery, chaos, and violence as a response to his troubles.
Oh, I know what yassify means. 
That “art” was utterly atrocious, ‘uncanny valley’ fuckery, and that was what I was questioning…
I don’t hate the kids who are alright, though!
New reality show idea:
Trump screws up his bail, the bail bondsmen have to hunt them down, and even hire Dog The Bounty Hunter, who I am sure is a Trumper, but would do it because of the “Bounty Hunter Code”. They end up catching him and Dog is bawling his eyes out as he cuffs Trump, “I’m sorry sir, it’s just my job. I hope you understand. -sniff- You shouldn’t have run. -sniff- No one… escapes… Dog the Bounty… Hunter.” (breaks down crying.)
They could pull Ozzie out of retirement (is he retired?) to make a new theme song.
You have be dead before you can be on a stamp!
