Donald Trump's spreading conspiracy theories Antonin Scalia was murdered


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So, if The Conspiracy murdered him, don’t we get to hear some colorful speculation on what liberal-agenda-black-ops-specialist handled it, and how?

Making a fat, sedentary, old man look like he just died in his sleep of probably-cardiac-something is pretty tricky, so it couldn’t have been one of the really militant operators, like ‘thugs’, feminazis, or imaginary communists. I’m having a hard time thinking of a really good villain here.


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Uh, dude. It’s us.


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The tRump really needs to leave that to the professionals like Alex Jones.


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Via @MrHarley
Interview with Trump supporters: his presidency would be “classy”


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Scalia says:
This loaf is as pretentious as its content is egotistic.
Via (by way of BB)

Edit: better one:
The obfuscator of last resort cannot be taken seriously.


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But who did the deed? Who would lure him out to a hunting trip in Texas to whack him?


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Ranch is almost in Mexico. So only reasonable explanation is Obama paid a Mexican drug cartel to do it, and in exchange he’ll give them all citizenship so they can bring their drugs into Texas.


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Was he out hunting with Dick-Face Cheney?


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Pretty sure if Obama was going to have that guy whacked he would have done it before all the various rulings Scalia made over the last seven years.


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Let’s double down on this conspiracy theory and call it a false flag operation, financed by Trump, of course.


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Yeah, see, he already had advanced, um, brain cancer, and all his votes this session would have been nullified, so Trump paid him to off himself.

(Insert dramatic squirrel, with extra-orange quiff.)


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“Opposite of Malory is a man, revealed to be the prime minister of Italy Savio Mascalzoni, in a zentai suit, poised atop a rubber phallus, bound to a seatless chair, with five bullet wounds in his chest.”

The truth will come out.