Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/02/08/mystery-door-fell-from-sky.html
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Looks like sheet metal from an old furnace.
An alien furnace, of course.
needed a banana for scale, but a snatch from the video will suffice. so how likely is it that a hunk of metal that large and thick could fall off a plane (or UFO), even if it were just taking off or landing and not put some-sort of hole in the roof? naaah… it’s flipped up there by some other means or a prank or maybe wind blown from nearby… ?
An aircraft made of rusty galvanized steel?
Big ass piece of metal landed on their roof and it did no damage? Seems odd
A UFO. See, the rust interacts with the galvanized steel to create a warp bubble when you hit it with condensed neutronium mangamate sulfide. Half the galaxy uses that method.
When did people get so dumb? (and shame on the Philly news network for covering this as well). This is galvanized flashing. It probably blew off of the top of their own effing chimney. Glad we are wasting FAA dollars “investigating” this.
I think this is evidence of time travel. It fell off a time machine. Unfortunately, in the future the patent for time travel was purchased by Boeing.
Steampunk aircraft that is.
that only occurs on FTL vessels using tachyon drive to enable the initial jump to hyperspace. the rust is an artifact of the nanodecay of the plasma cloud that develops in the transition.
The stuff looked pretty thin. If it’s “standard” sheeting (1 to 2 mm) then we’re just talking about 10-ish to 20-ish pounds in weight. Some strong enough prankster could have just flung it up there hammer-throw style.
This owl disturbs me.
the owls are not what they seem.
Owl: Mission accomplished.
The real mystery is… who the hell puts dormer windows over a stone turret?
Space is an ocean; so UFO rust is only to be expected.
Truly a superb owl.
On a related note, a podcast i listen to (Oh no, Ross & Carrie) that covers conspiracies, supernatural and spiritual claims they have a running joke about UFOs having a connection with owls, which is supposedly an actual thing some folks believe in
There’s a deep subject matter expert on that one.