Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/06/driver-somehow-unaware-of-rock.html
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Is that a real life Ned Flanders??
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Yeah, he was probably blinded by the sight of God getting his rocks out in public.
(I know that’s a terribly forced pun, but maybe you could let it slide)
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In his defense, roadside distractions like a television interview are really, really distracting.
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You couldn’t be more brazen - or shall we say boulder - in your punning, could you!
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Was driving in Orland near the parks one evening, and there must have been a fender bender every 1/2 mile. People would rubber-neck at the cop lights from the last fender bender then guess what happened next?
Someone rear ended the car behind me (who was tailgating) so bad that they pushed their car into mine (who’da thunk that leaving safe following distances could prevent this?).
All three were rentals because Orlando. The other two were totaled; fortunately mine was just a bumper dent.
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Is he sure he didn’t leave out the part where he was looking at his phone?
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did he spill his drink on himself? probably just coffee though…
Moobs! He should not be wearing a pink shirt.
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That’s what happens when you rubberneck roadside distractions, kids.
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With the jolt that car got, surprised he didn’t get a black eye.
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He seems kinda chuffed, almost proud, as if he had some sort of marvellous adventure.
Was that a left handed dog leash?
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Permission to keep the puns is granite, it was a gneiss one.
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That should be plenty of grounds for him to lose his licence.
A little perspective: he can thank his lucky stars he ended up on top of the rocks.
“By diddly, those gosh darn rocks came out of nowhere, I’m telling you.”
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Oh man I do love me some Rocky Road.
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The headline should read “Man Does Most Idiotic Thing in His Life Ever, Agrees to be Interviewed on TV Immediately Afterwards”.
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