Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/08/drug-addled-gentleman-crashes.html
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That’ll buff right out.
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Why would you…
Nevermind. Facepalm and carry on.
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How was he only charged with ‘Operating a Motor Vehicle Impaired by Drugs and Reckless Driving’ and not also leaving the scene of an accident?
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Money is so wasted on the rich…
Good thing the streets are so empty at the moment.
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$. And 8 more characters
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I see some people are still managing to have fun during the pandemic. Of course, it’s rich people.
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But they’re special. /s
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With the quarantine it’s become harder and harder to wreck supercars at rallies. /s
Apparently “successful entrepreneur” is a synonym for spoiled brat.
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“My Goodness! That doesn’t sound very gentlemanly at all! Stop calling him that immediately!”
-Somebody Who Just Got Here
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Or at least “Attempted leaving the scene of an accident.”
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The engine sounded normal.
His lawyer will be getting a new car out of this wreck.
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Watched that & I can’t see how he could possibly have avoided crunching the bumper, other than just not taking the car out on the streets (it being manifestly unfit for driving on any actually existing streets).
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It might not have been the bumper, it could have been the middle.
You need to approach at an angle and not perpendicular to the change in incline. My sacrificial air dam scrapes if I don’t get the angle right pulling out of the driveway. People cringe, but it’s an expected early-warning sound.
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Same guy has smashed up several hyper cars bought with Daddy’s money. Yea!? Why didn’t he get hit and run, or leaving the scene of an accident? I hate spoiled brats. I’d love to know what he’s telling law enforcement in the video when he’s stretching out his arms pointing down the street.
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Of course, the lawyer will end up wrecking it.
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JR Garage already has their full review and analysis of the crash…they suspect he was dashing to his warehouse which was not far from where he was caught.
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Meh, this is just end game Sleeping Dogs.
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Someday, I hope grown adults who fetishize expensive, shiny machines whose only purpose is to go “vroooom” will be a thing of the past.
