Drunken man, sleeping in Taco Bell drive-thru, offers cops taco as ID from burning car


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Drunken GENTLEman, sleeping in Taco Bell drive-thru, offers cops taco as ID from burning truck

There, I fixed it for you.


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I love that this post is adjacent to the WSB 100th birthday post.


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When asked for his I.D., the man handed the officers a taco. He then began trying to eat the taco. Deputies realized the truck was on fire after the man had exited the vehicle.

Ah, there's your problem.


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@_FloridaMan is possibly my favourite Twitter account. It just collects crazy Florida stories.


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I was thinking this was another boring "in Florida story" right up to "truck was on fire". Florida is really stepping up their game.


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the fact that it was on fire kind of surpasses the previous paragraph where his foot was on the gas pedal while he was passed out.


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Still waiting for the "Truck was on fire when I sat down in it" explanation....


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I don't see what is so risible about using a taco for ID.

http://www.kens5.com/news/Beeville-man-finds-Jesus-in-breakfast-taco-165198506.html


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His name is Raalllpphhh, man!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBW2aQFVzCU


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For those of us who don't Twitter, there's also a subreddit, with recent gems like:

Florida man breaks into house, poops on the floor and drinks contents of vacuum cleaner.
Florida man stabs brother after mac n cheese goes missing.
Florida man set apartment on fire because manager told him to stop masturbating.

Then there's this:
Florida man too fat to go to jail.

Some places just seem to fester with social disease.


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Deep sigh. I was all about this post since it has all the right ingredients: boozed up humans, flaming vehicles, Taco Bell...as I chuckled to myself I thought, oh boy, that's stupid, wonder whe..."Florida". GODAMMIT!
As a Florida man myself, I'd like to note that I have only once been accused of stealing a park bench while deep in the throes of the drink, and it was a nice park bench, too, thankyouverymuch.
I mean, really, who here hasn't gotten wasted in the parking lot of a Taco Bell post-gnosh (or mid-gnosh), passed out with the vehicle running (and on fire), and then (nicely, 'cause Southerners are polite) offered the cops their un-gnoshed (or mid-gnoshed) taco?
Deep sigh. GODAMMIT!


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