I watched the video with sound off and the CC on…he made a lot more sense that way. I hate to be mean, but gluttony is called a sin in his bible…and he is just one bucket of lard away from a massive coronary.
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Wow! There’s a guy that should worry more about the volume of donuts he eats, and less about the potential for Satan to be hiding in a D&D club.
I shared this with my DM whom I am sure will find this as weirdly delightful as I did. Also, now I really want to play D&D…
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Any 40K players? I kept thinking it was a Nurgle demon decrying D&D.
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And then he went to his home. in a van, down by the river.
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I believe demons are real. Clearly they are force feeding this guy Twinkies.
And I used to joke to my gaming group, “I don’t worship Satan, we just hang out a few times a week.”
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Isn’t he like… 30 years behind the curve on this one? Weren’t people “warning” this in the 80s?
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Oh I know. My D&D set was the first edition, the tiny books in the cardboard box, and it already reeked of brimstone. By the time Blackmoor came out, I was trampling the cross and kissing the infernal hindquarters.
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Everyone knows that if you want to ward off demons, make sure that at least one party member is an aasimar paladin. Sheesh.
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Pastor the Hut needs to pray for a good tailor before his coat gets snagged on someone’s pitchfork.
Chris Farley’s dad has lost some weight.
Ok, suppose all of these things are occult and demonic. Since when does Christianity claim that doing something sinful “CURSES” your children and grandchildren??? Sounds like this dude is the real occultist in the room!
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Right? Like, people have been moral panicking over this for nearly 30 years now! The guy is soooo behind the times!
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The 1980s called. They want to know when you’re going to stop borrowing their Satanic Panic and come up with your own shtick.
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I love this guy’s thesis: Satan is a “legal expert” who will claim your soul if you unwittingly sign a contract with him by playing D&D, and once he’s got you you’re “cursed” as are all your offspring, for perpetuity, or until you take his oath. Just awesome.
And the white balancing and all his burping are the proverbial icing on the cake.
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In another 30 years he will have one about porn on the internet.
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Jabba won neechee kochba mu shanee wy tonny wya uska.
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as bazaar as this seems, these are widely held beliefs in evangelical circles today.
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I wonder what this gentleman would think of Vincent Baker’s “Killing puppies for Satan”. Splendid game, by the by.
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