Dungeons and Dragons stats for the Goose from Untitled Goose Game

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I will be including this creature in an upcoming session for one of my tabletop RPG groups.

:duck:

yes, I know that’s a duck. we use the tools we have

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*Honking intensfies*

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“Small fiend, chaotic neutral.”
Doesn’t that describe all of us in some way?

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Is the Canadian Goose chaotic evil?

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I have yet to play this game… but…

goose-excited

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I’m waiting for this game to hit Steam (the page says it’s coming). My daughters watched the trailer with me and then LARPed the game for about an hour and a half (yes, I mean they snuck up behind me and yelled “HONK!”)

ETA: I just googled it and found an article telling me that:

  1. It’s not going to be on steam until “late” 2020
  2. The epic download is DRM free

So scratch that, I’m probably buying this tonight (if I don’t get too caught up in another MTG Arena sealed)

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Geese are not OP, they just want you to think they are.

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Anyone who’s tended geese can confirm the “chaotic.” The big question is “neutral” or “evil.”

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Well, that depends on you. And how fast you can run.

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Well, I always carried a broom. So it was less about how fast I could run and more about how fast I could swat.

This exists BTW:

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I had a blast with it, fwiw. I finished the main storyline in a couple of nights worth of playing, but still have a bunch of side stuff to work through. Money and time well spent.

I’m hoping they do a followup, but even if they don’t I’ll be keeping an eye on what they do next.

Heheheh. One of the people in the village has a broom.

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