Ealth Club or Healthh Club?

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/10/07/ealth-club-or-healthh-club.html

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Per’aps they’re Cockney.

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Though not exactly the same signage issues, it still makes me think of Wafle Hose and one’s local Elf Storage.

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Personally, I’d be more worried about that person they’re tearing in half.

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“It can only be one or the other.”

Says who? Clearly, you haven’t been paying attention to the new way of communication espoused by a certain GOP presidential candidate.

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Bad design is bad.

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I think that the double parenthises means that Ealth is Jewish.

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The word HEALTH has H’s on both ends, and both look like weights, yet whoever designed this decided to… I don’t even know anymore.

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Not to mention the Bigots big-box stores or Don King donut shops.

I used to live near a convenience store that advertised lottery tickets. The top of the first T on the lottery sign was burnt out, so it said “LOITERY” instead. This particular convenience store was certainly a loitery.

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Reminds me of an old SCTV sketch where a maniac calls the television station to protest the way the show’s title is written out: $Dialling for Dollar$.

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A local restaurant once modified the typical “no shirt, no service” sign to read:

No Shirt
No Shoes
No T-Shirt
No Service

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Syntax Error: Missing Parenthesis in function ‘Health’

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How I lost half my weight without changing what I eat.

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Take that, Penn Jillette

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Now I’m sad because I’m missing yourlogomakesmebarf.com, which was all this (or worse) all the time.

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Why the quotes?

(This was actually a cool family-owned hardware store that had been there for 40 years, that sadly has since been bought out by True Value Hardware.)

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In my mind, I read it as

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Just as bad as $75 dollars.
Or banana’s, takeaway’s, home’s, spa’s, pool’s, apple’s and orange’s.
Over here they don’t seem to give a shite:

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And this:

ARGH, I could go on, but I won’t.

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