Your googling is strong, thanks.
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What do they mean by ‘Orgasmic function?’ Just like, lots of jizz?
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I had some (cashews) in my (home mix) plain Greek yogurt, blueberry, raspberry, banana, and wheat germ breakfast this morning. Lots of potassium!
On a serious note, assuming they were doing this study on volunteer university students, is it possible that any benefits from eating nuts were just the benefit of eating some goddamned healthy food every once in a while?
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" As with all research like this, it’s important to know where the funding is coming from. In this case, it’s an industry association called the International Nut and Dried Fruit Council (INC) that represents 800 nut and dried fruit companies in more than 75 countries, according to its website.
Simply because an industry group funds a study doesn’t automatically invalidate the results (although the connection increases scrutiny), and as mentioned these results don’t support a strong conclusion that adding nuts to a typical diet will improve sexual function. Rather, the outcome looks more like a placebo effect – and yes that’s still an effect, but not one supported by tangible evidence."
lol
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That’s my new band name!
Also my pr0n name!
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My Boyfriend Ate Nothing But Pineapple For A Week And Now His Dick Is Covered In Bees
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Well, free at least. 
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Nonsense. If you can find the porn you like, you can find the science you like. It’s just a search bar and parameters. Accepts boolean and such, you can search for full text articles, language of your choice, or review articles only.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/
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Exaggerated wink.
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Here’s a video about a big strong man busting nuts all over a table:
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I’m reminded of the imaginary ad campaign I imagined for an imaginary brand of jeans, called “Smelly Pussy.” The logo was a pussycat’s face. The tagline was “I love my Smelly Pussy.” For example, a hip young gentleman with a deep voice, hands in the pockets of his Smelly Pussy jeans, faces the camera, expressionless as possible, shrugs his shoulders and declares “I love my Smelly Pussy.” Then the narrator closes with “Smelly Pussy Jeans.” This was in the context of Generation X/1990s, when everything was ironic (or “ironic”), but for audio-visual reference, imagine the Dylan character from Modern Family saying this. (Or: Don’t.)
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You fuck the nuts,
you brought the nuts.
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35 comments in, and no one has mentioned nut allergies yet?
I am disappoint.
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Well, don’t sniff 'em.
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Indeed, and how is “Orgasmic function” supposed to be distinct from “Intercourse satisfaction” and “Overall satisfaction”? I probably don’t want to know.
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What if they are hot nuts?
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