Are you disappointed?
*lolz
But seriously, though; in times like these, we really kinda need to reserve that fitting term for members of Congress and the WH Admin…
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I kept looking for the earlier post on this. Then I remembered it wasn’t here
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A simple re-branding, and World: I present to you “Chocolate Trump Mouths”. They’d sell by the million, I tells ya. By the million.
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Rimming is one thing, but that is really distasteful.
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Seems fishy…
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Yuck. . . there’s a hair in my edible anus!
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We almost made it to 50 comments without someone mentioning Trump. He doesn’t have to ruin everything does he?
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I’ve eaten it so y’all don’t have to. It’s rubbery and chewy and a little crunchy, and there’s a lot of it. I gave up halfway through, and i didn’t take it to go. I didn’t want a bag of day old assholes in my fridge.
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The sausage we used to make at home was good quality. We didn’t use any anus meat, but we used fresh intestines 
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Edible Anus does sound like some kind of follow-up to ‘Detachable Penis’:
(Possibly a late entry?)
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As opposed to French? Dutch? Gambian? Vietnamese?
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(well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger.
I stopped right there…
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Would you rather, just before eating it, recognize the anus???
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I admit that we have competition for the ‘best arseholes in the world’, but I assume you that the UK can still hold its own (number twos).
[Edit: I see @LockeCJ got the arseholes/people gag in first. Credit where due]
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Responsible asshole models at least introduce themselves properly!
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What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
…finding half a worm!
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Biting into a hot dog and finding a urethra.
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