Edible Anus

Are you disappointed?

*lolz

But seriously, though; in times like these, we really kinda need to reserve that fitting term for members of Congress and the WH Admin…

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I kept looking for the earlier post on this. Then I remembered it wasn’t here

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Pretty sure this fellow gives this as a Valentine’s Day present.

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A simple re-branding, and World: I present to you “Chocolate Trump Mouths”. They’d sell by the million, I tells ya. By the million.

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Rimming is one thing, but that is really distasteful.

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Seems fishy…

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Yuck. . . there’s a hair in my edible anus!

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We almost made it to 50 comments without someone mentioning Trump. He doesn’t have to ruin everything does he?

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I’ve eaten it so y’all don’t have to. It’s rubbery and chewy and a little crunchy, and there’s a lot of it. I gave up halfway through, and i didn’t take it to go. I didn’t want a bag of day old assholes in my fridge.

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The sausage we used to make at home was good quality. We didn’t use any anus meat, but we used fresh intestines :confused:

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Edible Anus does sound like some kind of follow-up to ‘Detachable Penis’:

(Possibly a late entry?)

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As opposed to French? Dutch? Gambian? Vietnamese?

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(well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger.

I stopped right there…

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Would you rather, just before eating it, recognize the anus???

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I admit that we have competition for the ‘best arseholes in the world’, but I assume you that the UK can still hold its own (number twos).

[Edit: I see @LockeCJ got the arseholes/people gag in first. Credit where due]

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Responsible asshole models at least introduce themselves properly!

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What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
…finding half a worm!

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Biting into a hot dog and finding a urethra.

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