Eel and woman become best friends over the years

When it swims through the reef
And it’s got lots o’ teef
Then, signore,

I would say, “back away,
“or you’ll have a bad day—
That’s a moray!”

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When you see some fine art
that makes your eyes start
as lines move apart
that’s a moiré.

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My go-to is

When you stick your hand in a crack
and you don’t get it back
That’s a Moraaaayyy…

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http://www.scubadivingphuket.net/scubadivingphuket/2010/03/17/moray-eel-attack-moray-bites-diver-and-eats-his-thumb/

Not really good feeding the wild fish like that also dangerous.

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when you anthro-
pomorphize,
gazing at eel’s eyes,
that’s a moray

when that eel
strikes you dumb
as he takes your dear thumb
that’s a moray

when you refuse
to believe
that that eel is a heel
that’s a moray

when next year
you return
without lessons learned
that’s a moray

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Shouldn’t that be more like:

“MORAY EEL-- You are NOT the father.”

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When the water turns bloody,
who’s not your buddy?
A moray

When it’s caught in your hair
as you run out of air
that’s a moray.

When a moray finds Dory
our story gets gory,
signore.

C’est la vie,
mon ami
that’s life under the sea
for a moray.

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Best friends forever! (or until it eats her face off - whichever happens first)

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When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that’s a moray!

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I love eels. Bad Joke Eel is also one of my favorite image macro memes.

It just has that face like it knows it told a terrible joke and is just looking at you waiting for you to laugh.

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I like how the fish appears to be blushing in the second shot as the diver kisses it on the forehead.

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All this Dean Martin (and an inexplicable Maury Povich) and y’all missing the obvious. I am disappoint.

All aboard the Carib Cannibal
Off to Barbados, just for the ride
Val with her SCUBA
Befriending the dread moray eel
It’s her spiel
At the year’s highest tide

(An explanation, if you so desire: That’s a Maury.)

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When you’re a sailor
In Herzog’s latest trailer
That’s a Murray

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Valerie Taylor is so badass, she can boop a moray eel on the nose and come back with all her fingers intact

Let us not forget the immortal words of Spider Robinson and friends:
http://www.elorasoap.com/karensloop/puns.html

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