Ellen DeGeneres on Trump screening 'Finding Dory'

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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/01/ellen-degeneres-on-trump-scree.html

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Not seeing any video! :frowning: (Running Chrome 56.0.2924.76 (64-bit) on Mac OS X 10.9.5 in USA)

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I don’t get political so I’m not going to talk about the travel ban. I’m just going to talk about the very nonpolitical, family-friendly, People’s Choice Award–winning Finding Dory. Of course, Finding Dory is about a fish named Dory, and Dory lives in Australia … Her parents … live in America. I don’t know what religion they are, but her dad sounds a little Jewish—doesn’t matter. Dory arrives in America with her friends Marlin and Nemo, and she ends up at the Marine Life Institute behind a large wall. And they all have to get over the wall. And you won’t believe it, but that wall has almost no effect in keeping them out. Even though Dory gets into America, she ends up separated from her family. But the other animals help Dory—animals that don’t even need her, animals that don’t even have anything in common with her. They help her even though they’re completely different colors, because that’s what you do when you see someone in need. You help them.
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Yeah!

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Ed O’Neill showed a fake deleted “NSFW” scene

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Yea, I’m not seeing it on Firefox and Windows. I’m probably unworthy.

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Thanks, Crenquis. I did find that I could see the video on Safari OK. Chrome used to be more standard than Safari! The tables have turned.

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The audience seemed oddly pleased at the idea of being the only people not protesting.

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The funniest thing is that when he says “Look at my junk!” he’s showing them his mouth.

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Or the fact that everyone else is protesting while they take a short break. Teamwork!

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Thanks to you I now have “where is an octopus’ anus” in my browser search history.

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Now I have “prostitute inside octopus”…

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If it’s any consolation you’re not the first to wonder.

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Truely the hero we need.

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Just so y’all don’t have to Google this:

An octopus penis is its third right arm.

Its anus is behind its brain, just like Donald Trump’s.

Then again, I might be lying to you. You’ll never know.

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I, for one, am not going to Google “where is Donald Trump’s brain?”

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That will be the alternate version on the Blu-Ray

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