Elon Musk challenges Mark Zuckerberg to cage fight, and Zuckerberg accepts

I insist on rich people thunderdome!

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I don’t like that idea.

Do we have to let one out?

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Ties are allowed!

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Two questionably mature men enter, nobody leaves any wiser or more mature. :man_shrugging:

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Slug Fest!!!

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Oh, the gross jokes write themselves. Stop tempting me!!!

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Given Bartertown’s strict “bust a deal; face the wheel” policy I strongly doubt that Musk would last long enough to make it to the thunderdome.

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Nah, get SpaceX to host the first (pay-per-view) cage match in orbit. The zero-G could make it interesting. Then the pilot launches the cargo module containing the cage into either a decaying orbit that will eventually send it into the sun or into an orbit heading towards Mars.

In the latter case we could agree that Musk would get the credit for (posthumously) being the first human on Mars, with Zuckerberg the second.

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No rules, right?
Because…

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I absolutely want rules. Well, at least one.

“No yielding or tapping out”

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It’s funny, though, I would have guessed Musk’s whole thing was sea lions.

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You mis-read: Brazilian waxing contest.

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This timeline has continued to be weird.

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This is probably what it will look like

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