Elon shows off his cybertruck, hits a pylon

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/09/elon-shows-off-his-cybertruck.html

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Next, he’ll rig it for “rolling lithium”.

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cesium is more likely?

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I thought his name was Pedo Guy Elon Musk.

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Damn, I was hoping he had hit something more substantial.

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Maybe if the Cybertruck had curb feelers…

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Also,

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Diet Coke and Mentos?

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Wow… they’re really making progress on 1990’s science fiction tropes!

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A pylon? A PYLON?

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Elon shows off his cybertruck, shows pylon who’s boss

Fixed it for you.

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My theory is that Elon doesn’t really drive very much and is chronically (get it?) sleep deprived…

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Yeah, I was thinking bollard. Then it was just a knock-over traffic marker. Meh.

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I know! I hope he didn’t shake up the matrix table.

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Well he drives worse than Chaka.

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The whole flat panels/wedge look is just to keep down cost. No metal stamping facility needed.

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Why are those Klansmen in the background at 0:14 ?

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Our country is a toilet?

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LOL! True… oh god… true. Ugh.

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