Originally published at: Cybertruck to be officially delivered today | Boing Boing
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The Henry Kissinger Edition!
It can’t be a coincidence.
Has Elon gone into labor?
Well Elon has already had an exploding rocket and a very public meltdown over Twitter this week so I guess he might as well go for a trifecta.
The Director of Logan’s Run called. He wants his prop back.
amounts to a bored adolescent’s sketch of a totally cool low poly technical
No self-respecting warlord would mount a .50 caliber MG on the back of this creaky toy. They’re all waiting for Toyota to unveil an electric, solar-charging Hilux, which I guarantee will be more durable and tightly fitted and reliable than this rich boy’s fantasy.
“Cybertruck to be officially delivered today…on the back of a tow truck.”
You see, Timmy, when a Pontiac Aztek and a DeLorean love each other very much…
All hail the mighty Toyota Pickup! The most badass vehicle you can get from a local dealer on a reasonable budget.
Nah, I think he is kind of handicapped in any way relating to work.
No, he’s strongly anti-labor.
I suspect that Toyota will have an off-the-books, totally deniable factory churning out a special “Mogadishu” module for that baby. This is late-stage capitalism, so they’re not going to leave that proxy-war money on the table.
I’ll bet Tesla-style screens are conspicuously absent in what will be an actual working person’s pickup. Knobs and dials that can be replaced with bottlecaps and cardboard are the better way to go.
I still can’t get over the stupid pine wood derby design aesthetic of that thing.
It hurts my head.
Yeah. I remember someone from a sub-Saharan government explaining to me the frustration with European “aid”: they wanted to send Peugeots or whatever and they wanted no substitute for Hiluxes.
They leave that to third parties.
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The design isn’t even particularly original, despite what the “boy-genius” thinks. It’s like a clunkier version of 70’s concept cars.
The cybertruck looks like that and an El Camino had a baby.