Originally published at: The Tesla "Cyberbeast" is exceptionally ugly - Boing Boing
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Looks like a hotwheels car. Makes sense, considering the target audience 
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Hey now, that’s kinda harsh. Cybertruck owners have feelings too!
(J/k, have at it!)
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If CD Projekt RED sold horse armor this thing would definitely be something you could pay $10 to drive around Night City.
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I like the look. Don’t like Musk. It isn’t a truck, it’s a sedan.
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I saw one in the wild yesterday. Illegally in a handicap spot, of corse.
I am still aghast every time I see one. 
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I’m morbidly curious about the person who owns this abomination. He must be an arsehole of Saudi prince or Russian oligarch magnitude. I’m sure whoever it is also single-handedly maintains Ed Hardy’s profit margin.
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me too! i still audibly gasp when i encounter one. lol
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At least he has the good sense to paint over the “stainless” steel body panels.
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It arguably fails on even more levels as a sedan than it does as a truck. You can’t even use the rearview mirror when the bed cover is closed.
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I like that color, it’s obnoxious.
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This is for Fortnite, right?
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lime green is actually my favorite color, my living room is painted lime green and i’m currently drinking out of a lime green tumbler. but i hate it on the cyberbeast. or maybe i just hate the cyberbeast so much that nothing, not even my favorite color, helps.
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The Cyberbeast does nothing predictably or repeatably.
As I said about the dual-motor Cybertruck, this thing feels like it had zero development drivers behind the wheel. It’s a rolling Excel spreadsheet, not a true, vetted consumer product.
Also from the Motor Trend article.
So this won’t be for sale in Europe either. Phew.
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Apropos of Russians in cybertrucks; even Ramzan Kadyrov stuck to the (relatively) tasteful move of just adding a machine gun in the back. I assume that everyone in the audience was still laughing in Hilux; but practically an austere functionalist take by comparison to this…thing.
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Best case scenario it was just another expensive rich-person prank, but we probably aren’t that lucky.
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So it has harsh angles which preclude crumple zones and build quality on par with a Trabant.
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Me too! It’s kind of amazing that you can wrap something in my favorite color (so acid, so obnoxious!) and I still hate it.
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