It’s nice to see some color coming back to cars. Ever been to a small parking lot that has nothing but white cars. It is spokey AF.
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I had like a 2008 White Buick Century. Sure, it was blase, but if I ever got chased by the cops, just turn into a Cracker Barrel parking lot and disappear!
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Even the color matches
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Better name for it would be DoucheCart DeVille
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I suspect the individual import loophole for rich dickheads might get closed soon too. Theoretically it’s for safety and specialist vehicles rather than just rich dicks. Hatred of Space Karen is such that this piece of ugly metal shit may fuck it up for all the other rich turds out there.
You love to see it.
Also people bringing Dodge Rams to Europe can fuck off and die anyway. I hope every single one of those things that gets brought here is keyed each and every day.
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It’s the EV equivalent to rolling coal.
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I mean, it’s certainly not a truck, but I don’t think a sedan describes it either…
Jinx, @Brainspore
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Coming right after a conversation about how even when you love the color it’s not good enough to override the sorry excuse of a cybertruck, a post celebrating color in cars as if that’s the issue here doesn’t really land.
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I prefer to go with the thumbs down whenever I see our local jackass.
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And the looks of a Lucas Electric Taxi
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I have talked to someone that needed to flee from a team in Fortnite…but the only escape vehicle handy was a Cybertruck. I don’t remember if they actually decided that it was better to just get shot, but it was a real dilemma for them.
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Imagine in real life and you went “well I’ll try anything” and they caught and killed you anyway and you were found dead in a cybertruck? My family would be humiliated.
My ghost would haunt the place until somehow my shame could be expunged.
Maybe a pilgrimage, maybe a ritual killing/sacrifice. Who knows?
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Upon first looking at the picture, I just assumed someone had horribly vandalized a cybertruck, and was wondering if it really looked worse, but after reading the post and realizing the owner did all of that deliberately and spent money to make it look that way, it’s definitely worse.
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This strikes me as particularly funny, because in the original Greek pronunciation, Cerberus sounds most like “Care Bear us”!
ETA: Print this as a sticker and attach to the rear bumper.
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Now. Look at your typical big-ass Murcan pickup truck. Max Aggro, silly-over-big, chromey, Smokey, ugly.
How is the cyber vehicle (ignoring Leon) not a better concept than the typical cover for US male inadequacy?
I’ve noticed that in the first model year for a lot of cars, there’s frequently a lime-green factory paint option. (To increase the brand shape recognition? 
)
But this is a one-off custom job, and the limes should have been tossed.
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I figure that Leon was tripping on some acid one fine day, & someone showed him this:
The Cybertruck is Leon’s acid-fueled version of a Gremlin!
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The Gremlin inspired AMC Eagle Kammback is significantly more off-road capable than a Cyberjunk.
(not my Eagle - just the only picture of a green one I could find)
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Not content with simply gilding the turd, they then turned to what can only be described as bedazzling the giant rolling Minecraft dildo.
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