Tesla Cybertruck fixed with vaporwave

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/25/tesla-cybertruck-fixed-with-va.html

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adds a dixie cup

That would be a Jazz Solo cup.

And, no, I’m not proud that I know that.

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I wanna see it with an Outrun style paintjob. Magenta, black and teal.

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It’s been done before.

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I don’t care how anyone jazzes up that lump of metal, it is just plug-ugly and nothing will improve that.

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Maybe some fuzzy dice or truck nuts?

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I misread the title as “Tesla Cybertruck fixed with vaporware*”, and I thought, “That sounds about right.”

*Of course, in my head, I spelt that “vapourware”.

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Needs more greek and roman busts

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And a Macintosh Classic on the dashboard instead of the flat panel touch screen

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My first take, too.

Never heard of vaporwave so it was an obvious thing to misread.

No. Needs more crusher.

Or this.

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I’d have gone with a Big Trak aesthetic, myself.

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I suppose that the difference would be that the Aston and the E-Type were things of beauty, while the Cybertruck is a thing…

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Elon needs to make his truck do stunts.

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Eat your heart out, Fast & Furious :smiley:

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Sarge: May I introduce, our new light reconnaissance vehicle. It has four inch armor plating, maaag buffer suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen, this is the M12-LRV! I like to call it the Warthog.
Simmons:Why ‘Warthog’ sir?
Sarge:Because M12-LRV is too hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif: No, but… why ‘Warthog’? I mean, it doesn’t really look like a pig…
Sarge:Say that again?
Grif:I think it looks more like a puma.
Sarge:What in sam hell is a puma?
Simmons:Uh… you mean like the shoe company?
Grif:No, like a puma. It’s a big cat. Like a lion.
Sarge:You’re making that up.
Grif: I’m telling you, it’s a real animal!
Sarge:Simmons, I want you to poison Grif’s next meal.
Simmons:Yes sir!
Sarge:Look, see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up animals?

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For the 1,000,000,000 hot takes on this mess already floating around out there, has no one suggested that Elon Musk used MS Paint to invent the El Camino?

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Gotta say… Hated it when I first saw it. Now I like it. And I want one.

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It’s still ugly, but at least now it doesn’t look quite as hostile.

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