Enjoy delicious Perdue wood nuggets while you can

Also, this is a USDA inspected item, not FDA. But that’s just splitting hairs.

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Which came first? The chicken or the tree?

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Which came first? The chicken or the tree?

If it’s an oak tree, the Eggcorn came first:

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Gee, I guess you’re right. Silly me.

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I’m betting your bland processed textured chicken product nuggets don’t taste any different with wood in them. The stabby bits would be annoying though.

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I can’t believe it…The Sugarhill Gang predicted this long ago (NSFW):

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Well… to be fair, whoever actually wrote the lyrics predicted it, and SHG just got all the credit.

They were a manufactured, cookie-cutter group put together by Sylvia Robinson; and they used other rappers’ verses… most famously, Grandmaster Caz, aka ‘Casanova.’

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great read thanks.

as a nation we need a heck of a lot more fiber and wood cellulose is commonly used in packaged foods. must just have been in excess of what is commonly allowed…

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