Eric Trump complains that New York is wasting time prosecuting his dad instead of arresting Tylenol thieves

The existence of “literally CVS” presupposes the existence of “metaphorically CVS” and/or “figuratively CVS”. In my TED talk I will …

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Metaphorical CVS?

“i was gakked out of my mind and found myself in - literally - a CVS”

did he find ta nasal spray he was looking for?

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I’ve always assumed the beard is to hide the Trump clan’s pronounced absence of chin.

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There are 918 employees at the Manhattan district attorneys office, I’m sure they’re capable of multiple cases from murders to shoplifters.

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… now I’m imagining a tell-all memoir by the guy who buys drugs for Eric Trump :thinking:

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Son of Grifter Prime is complaining about taking money from donors?

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But there’s a catch: You expect to get paid, and the Trumps aren’t good at that.

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