Eric is displaying the traditional Trump truthfulness and keen grasp of facts.
C’mon, karma and irony; work together, please…
This line of theirs that trump Xtra senior started about “Political Opponent” is just so f’ng stupid.
Hey! Look over there! There’s no crime!
I do enjoy seeing him melt down. It’ll be more fun still if daddy starts getting some more heat. Wait…someone had a rather infamous outburst that applies here…
Do enemas protect against legal problems? It’s just when Eric Trump says “amazingly clean lives” I get a “The Road to Wellville” vibe.
His feet, just like Daddy’s, are planted firmly in reality*.
(*of some weird, twisted, alternate Earth.)
Hope he gets the chance to explain that to the judge.
Amazingly has a few definitions, including misleadingly.
I was just thinking they hire a lot of immigrant housekeepers. Heard Trump was a germophobe so it makes sense.
Still true even though Eric Trump isn’t an elf, he’s a DS9 changeling who was cast out by them because even they have standards.
They have other worries, like the money flow in and around Trump Co suddenly freezing solid.
Analysis from the stupidest Trump kid? Give him a banana to figure out how to peel while the grown ups talk.
Of course, if you remove all the shit from Eric (or Don Jr., or Ivanka, or the Orange One himself), you’re left with nothing.
“I’m not doing, you know, drugs in in in shady hotels.”
Wait…so he LEAVES his dad’s hotels to do his drugs?
I’m certain he’s clean as a whistle!