Originally published at: Eric Trump says he won't be indicted because "guess what, we've always lived amazingly clean lives" | Boing Boing
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Eric is displaying the traditional Trump truthfulness and keen grasp of facts.
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C’mon, karma and irony; work together, please…
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This line of theirs that trump Xtra senior started about “Political Opponent” is just so f’ng stupid.
Hey! Look over there! There’s no crime!
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I do enjoy seeing him melt down. It’ll be more fun still if daddy starts getting some more heat. Wait…someone had a rather infamous outburst that applies here…
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Do enemas protect against legal problems? It’s just when Eric Trump says “amazingly clean lives” I get a “The Road to Wellville” vibe.
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This is what Eric’s brain was going through when he made that word salad bar
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His feet, just like Daddy’s, are planted firmly in reality*.
(*of some weird, twisted, alternate Earth.)
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Hope he gets the chance to explain that to the judge.
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Amazingly has a few definitions, including misleadingly.
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I was just thinking they hire a lot of immigrant housekeepers. Heard Trump was a germophobe so it makes sense.
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Still true even though Eric Trump isn’t an elf, he’s a DS9 changeling who was cast out by them because even they have standards.
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They have other worries, like the money flow in and around Trump Co suddenly freezing solid.
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Analysis from the stupidest Trump kid? Give him a banana to figure out how to peel while the grown ups talk.
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Of course, if you remove all the shit from Eric (or Don Jr., or Ivanka, or the Orange One himself), you’re left with nothing.
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Too many Erics in that interview.
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“I’m not doing, you know, drugs in in in shady hotels.”
Wait…so he LEAVES his dad’s hotels to do his drugs?
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I’m certain he’s clean as a whistle!
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