Eric Trump says he won't be indicted because "guess what, we've always lived amazingly clean lives"

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@Steven_Strauss

Amazingly has a few definitions, including misleadingly.

@anon73430903

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

Terry Pratchett - Lords and Ladies

Still true even though Eric Trump isn’t an elf, he’s a DS9 changeling who was cast out by them because even they have standards.