Eric Trump says he won't be indicted because "guess what, we've always lived amazingly clean lives"

No, no, it’s true. Trust me.
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I have lived an amazingly clean life! Just don’t check for skeletons in my closet… because there aren’t any and it will just be a waste of time!

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I’m betting Don Jr. gets the Cordelia part when this all plays out and he’s the only one who doesn’t rat his dad out.

his dad thinks he’s stupid, just like the way his grandfather thought his dad was stupid.

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Things that truly good people don’t ever feel the need to utter out loud:

  1. “I’m a good person, unlike that other trash.”
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Unless they are victims of psychological abuse, in which case it is defence against the voice in your head that says that you are trash.

Not that this applies to the Trumps. There is evidence that Donald abused them, but then they chose to become trash just like their father.

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Take a close look at Eric’s pupils in the vid - they’re as big as saucers! (assuming you get a hi-res version of this clip.)

He’s been dipping into Junior’s Bolivian Marching Powder, hasn’t he?

I wouldn’t be talking about Hunter Biden if I were you…

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Wasn’t that how they finally nailed Al Capone?
The two things in life that are absolute certainties - death, and taxes.

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Sarcastic Sarcasm GIF

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I’m convinced that the best quality drugs I could buy would immediately turn to garbage if I ingested them in a Trump hotel.

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Great read. While I have no hope that Trump will go to jail for his many crimes I’d be perfectly happy to see his entire empire crumble and him end up with nothing.

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I swear everything about this family is like a set up for a joke but the punchline just never comes.

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The stupid aristocrats!

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Please create the Guantanamo 45th Presidential Library with permanent exhibits.

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I wondered what the fuck they were going on about. I heard Dan Bonhbingoboingo go off on that too - claiming he was selling paintings to launder money. Jesus Christ.

Hunter is no saint, but the anchor they are trying to make him into…hhaha

As for those paintings - ok - you know what, I am impressed. These are competent and pleasant to look at. I like the colors, the form and shapes, and the compositions. While abstract, some of it is very surreal. Some of those look like 70s paper back novel covers.

Like George W. Bush is “Sunday painter” or “folk artist” quality… Glad he has a hobby that keeps him out of politics, but they are meh. But these look like competent modern art works.

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It’s also insane that someone whose main hobby is killing leopards and elephants for sport would malign someone for having a hobby of painting pictures. JFC.

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It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if he believed it. Complete lack of self awareness, combined with growing up sealed in a bubble where behaviors like tax evasion and theft were normalized. I’m sure in his mind, excuses like ‘everyone does it’ and ‘no one who matters was affected’ are pingponging back and forth through the vacuum. Out here in reality, not everyone has a multimillion dollar charity to rob, and the consequences to us ‘little people’ matter, if only to us.

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Not too firmly; you’ve got to be careful with those bones spurs.

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Those are better than I would have expected them to be! No wonder Eric is jealous.

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