Eric Trump says he won't be indicted because "guess what, we've always lived amazingly clean lives"

You seem to have the impression that his family has any money.

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Well he is the organization’s CFO; he’s presumably very well paid and has enough smarts to not blow every cent he’s made over the years plus knows how to ‘skim off the skim’ to additionally line his pockets without the Orange Cheeto even realizing it.

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Yeah, I think they’re really good. I especially like his self-portrait.

I think the best Eric could do is handprints; or maybe butt prints.

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…and they were both right.

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Psst, he’s on an allowance…

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He definitely seems like the butt print type.

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Eric certainly is, as are Don Jr. and Ivanka. When the money stops flowing from the family business, the money they’ve each stashed away will begin to surface and the IRS will take a long look at the circumstances of that cash coming into their pockets with an eye to raking of part or all of it.
The state and federal tax agencies always want their pound of flesh.

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“I’ve always lived an amazingly clean life” sounds like something a Trump would tell his mistresses in an attempt to persuade them to let him forgo a condom.

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Seriously though.

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His comments are completely irrelevant. They’re directed solely to Trump supporters because they’re a complete crock of shit. They are in no way newsworthy.
That said, the mainstream can report them because they work in promoting bullshit — they’re promoters of propaganda and gossip instead of what can be called news one needs to be actually informed. But outside the pro-establishment press there’s no good reason for promoting this Trumpshit, not even mockery.

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Someone might want to tell Eric about what Donald just said. Basically he said something along the lines of “Yeah, we did it, but it’s not a crime.” Prosecutors disagree with him on that last point.

Though I suppose Eric might not be indicted if the rest of the family kept things from him for their own good.

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He has once already.

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Chicken butt?

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I just figured out where Hunter Biden’s laptop is: with Hunter Biden, who is residing comfortably and rent-free inside Eric Trump’s head.

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