Europe "has never treated us well," Trump says

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/07/14/europe-has-never-treated-us.html

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Well, for a change, he is at least half right.The European Union WAS created to compete with America on the global stage. See, a broken clock is half right maybe once per election cycle.

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Source? AFAIK, eu was created to end a long and bloody history of wars within the continent.

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Hmmmm, my “sources” say:

The European Union is now a vast political and economic union of 28 member countries and, with more than 500 million people, its combined population is the third largest in the world after China and India. It did not begin as a large political project but rather as a series of small steps in an American-led effort to promote postwar security

So America created the EU to compete with themselves?

Hmmm, that actually seems on-brand for the USA.

Carry on.

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Ya THINK?!

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Um…

Marquis de Lafayette called, and he begs to fuckin’ differ.

Also a reaction from the Statue of Liberty:

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Trump spouting a bunch of deranged nonsense and attacking Democrats in general and Biden in particular. In other words, a standard campaign event. Seems like blatantly having a campaign event right at the White House would be… against election rules. But I guess we’re not even pretending to follow the law anymore…

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To chime in: not really. A bit maybe ECSC was before EEC and Euratom around the same time. US promoted a lot of stuff in Europe, much of which would surprise modern Americans. Like avant garde music (they played both sides of the musique concrete/elektronische musik wars!), unions (non commie ones) and the kind of cross border political cooperation conference’s and youth movement that would have someone like Merkel meeting her counterparts in the west as part of their civic education in politics and peace. It was state building. The thing that the US gave up on elsewhere.

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Maybe they just treat you badly dear Donnie two burgers cause they see you for the asshole you truly are.

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Exactly. If there was a Trump 101 class. Week one would be learning to translate his pronouns to the English definitions.

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Tune in next week kiddies, when the man-who-got-millions-from-Deutsche-Bank wonders aloud about “declaring war on Europe.”

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Nah. He just doesn’t see a distinction between being mistreated and being told no.

For instance, to donald trump, any underage girl who resists sexual advances from him “didn’t treat him well”

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As for Europeans (individually) not treating individual Americans well… Well the Greeks resented the Romans…

They built those offshore wind turbines right next to his golf course, even after he tried to stop it! Those cause cancer! And they spoil the view! Waaaah!!

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Trump will go after General Marshall next. After all, he won a Nobel Peace Prize (loser!) for not putting America First.

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Just the free markets that Republicans love so much at work.

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Apparently the months of victory parades after ww2 alone in Paris and others he has no knowledge of.

Somebody please just read him a history book ffs

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Next up: “Yah know, Japan has never treated us well”.

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May the ghost of Robert Schuman haunt him.

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