🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

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how high can i make you jump?

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Good. Make him burn through cash even faster.

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I heard his campaign is strapped for cash but this seems like a bit much…

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Like usual he did both and also:

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Because simony was one sin he never tried?

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So glad to hear the reporter refused.

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“I would be willing to swear on anything that I never said that about our fallen heroes,” he insisted.

Anything, except that Bible…

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Recently, a new—and perhaps bigger—threat to Trump has emerged in Scotland. Scottish lawmakers are pushing to peer into Trump’s finances using an anti-money-­laundering statute typically employed against kleptocrats, oligarchs, and crime kingpins. Their question: Where did the hundreds of millions Trump poured into his Scottish courses actually come from?

Take that, ye pumpkin-spice fucknugget!

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Imagine the US taxpayers picking up the tab because of a Trump jizz stain

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Is this even legal?

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Who’s gonna stop him?

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tenor

There just aren’t even enough expletives to communicate how much this pisses me off.

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Are we talking about Bill Barr’s dry cleaning bill?

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